{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?","punchline":"Because then it'd be a foot!","id":308}
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William Correa, better known by his stage name Willie Bobo, was an American Latin jazz percussionist and jazz drummer of Puerto Rican descent. Bobo rejected the stereotypical expectations of Latino music and was noted for his versatility as an authentic Latin percussionist as well as a jazz drummer easily moving stylistically from jazz, Latin and rhythm and blues music.
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Paul de Krom is a Dutch business executive and former politician of the People's Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD). He has been CEO and Chairman of the Organisation for Applied Scientific Research from March 2015 till February 2022, and CEO and Chairman of the Energy Research Centre since 1 April 2018. He has also served as Chairman of the Distribution association since 3 April 2018.
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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